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Alright, so here’s the deal. Every week, like clockwork, Sony drops some new stuff for all you PlayStation folks. Whether you’re a PS4, PS5, VR enthusiast, or rocking PlayStation Plus, there’s always something on deck. You can count on this little PlayStation Store roundup to keep you in the loop. Seriously, if you’re ever feeling lost in the gaming universe, just swing by every Tuesday – it’s all here. I mean, except when it’s not. Life happens, right?
North American Update
So, July’s PlayStation Plus Surprises
Check this out: The lineup this month feels pretty darn epic. We’re talking:
- Diablo IV Standard Edition. Yes, the real deal for both PS4/PS5. This one needs no introduction. Or does it?
- Jusant for PS5 – What is it? Honestly, I’m still figuring it out.
- The King of Fighter XV. Feels like fighting games never go out of style, huh?
PS4 & PS5 Goodies
Okay, this list – it’s a whirlwind of randomness. Ready? Here goes:
- 3 on 3 Soccer – Kinda like backyard soccer, I guess.
- Against the Storm – Sounds ominous, right?
- Age of Dead: Zombie Simulator – Because who doesn’t want more zombies?
- The Alpha Wolf – Be the leader of the pack, or something like that.
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Anger Foot – Maybe just dance it out. Or kick?
- And, oh boy, there’s Anime Girls: Highschool of Dead (don’t ask), Antro (sounds mysterious), Arcade Archives CRAZY BALLOON (no idea why, but that name is sticking with me), and… Wait, wait, Arcade Archives SPINAL BREAKERS – does that mean what I think it means? Very curious.
Plus, here are some more – not gonna lie, I’m getting tired counting: Bag Hero, BATS BITS BALLS, and Be A Bee. Someone had fun with these names, huh?
And don’t even get me started on Beef Cat Ultra or Blacksmith Simulator – like… why? But then, there’s Boxville 2, which sounds kinda cute, right? Bullets & Brains, however… might be neither.
Jumping to Cappuccino Assassino Shooter (yeah, you read that right), and Cash Wash Simulator – because why wash dishes when you can wash cash? Kidding! Don’t wash cash, folks.
Long list short: it’s a mixed bag here. Try DEATH STRANDING 2: ON THE BEACH or Dungeons of Paint if you’re feeling artsy. Some might be pretend-gems, some… well, flirt with "what did I just download?"
Is it chaos? Maybe. Fun? Definitely. Come back next week if you’re not too dazed by all these crazy titles.