Nintendo Download: August 14, 2025 (North America)

Alright, so here we are with this week’s Nintendo eShop happenings for North America. You know, it’s like they keep throwing games at us and expect us to stay calm. Or organized. Anyway, let’s dive into the chaos — or try to.

Nintendo eShop Sales

Deals all over the place, honestly. It’s like a treasure hunt online. Not sure why I get excited, but hey, saving a buck feels good, right? You can scroll through the full chaos on Nintendo of America’s site if you really wanna.

Nintendo Switch 2 Games Out This Week

• Drag X Drive: Probably about racing? Or dragons. Could be both.
• EA Sports Madden NFL 26: Because who doesn’t love throwing virtual footballs?

Nintendo Switch Games Out This Week

Alright, here’s where it gets wild. So many on the list, like they just jumped out of a clown car. And I swear dates get tangled in my brain:

• 1989 After the War: Coming Friday, August 15. Flashbacks of loud arcade machines, maybe?
• Bendy: Lone Wolf: Also Friday. Bendy things going solo.
• Bubble Wizard IV Saga: No idea, but sounds bubbly, right?
• Bunkers 1944 FPS: More Friday action. Do I smell digital gunpowder?
• Camp Life: Wilderness Survival 2025: Out Friday. Future camping… I guess in tents with wifi?
• Cats in Cozy Rooms: Seriously, who names these? Out Friday.
• CORE.SYS: Wait for Wednesday, August 20 for this one. Core systems and stuff.
• Crossout Legends: Legends crossing… stuff. Always legendary.
• Curse Rounds: Curses. Rounds. You get it.
• Cyber AI Defense: Protecting something cyber-like. Or AI-ish.
• Cyber Car Seller Simulator: Sell cars? In a sim? Going cyber!
• Demons Are Coming!: Out Friday. Demons everywhere, I guess.
• Discounty: Hitting Wednesday, August 20. Sounds… discounted?
• DUCK: Dangerous Ultimate Cartridge Kidnapper: Quack-tastic.
• EGGCONSOLE Brandish Renewal PC-9801: This one just rolled on its own, I swear.
• Escape the Backrooms BODYCAM: Feels like they’re watching us escape. Creepy, right?
• GOST of Time: Out Friday. Ghost or Gost? Who can tell?
• Hop ’n’ Marty: Jumping around on Friday.
• Hyper Dots: Just lots of dots, as I see it.
• Iwakura Aria: No clue, but sounds artsy.
• Kimono Cats: Because cats in kimonos totally needed a game. Apparently.
• Learn to Play – Jungle Frog: Froggy lessons on Friday.
• Mad Skills BMX 2: Think bicycles and mad skills. Out Friday.
• Mind Over Magnet: Discover the power of magnets, or something. Out Friday.
• NanaKnight: Knight named Nana? Imagination running wild.
• OFF: Drops Friday. Little ominous there.
• Re:Play: Also Friday. Hit replay if you must.
• Rogue Raccoon: Rogue raccoons. Mischief for sure.
• Shantae Advance: Risky Revolution: Swings in Tuesday, August 19.
• Super Darling Panic／スパダリ★パニック: Delightful panic, much?
• Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Tactical Takedown: Turtles, tactics… I love it.
• TetroMosaic, RacY: AutomatA: Friday brings more blocky adventures.
• Toaplan Arcade Collection Vol. 1 & 2: Talk about a blast from the past.
• Tokyo Racer X: Racing in Tokyo vibes, out Friday.
• Tralalero Tralala Simulator: Simulating… tralala? Yup.
• Yarn Guardians: Guarding yarn. Cats must be involved.
• Zumba – Treasure of the Marble Sea: Sounds like a dance workout, underwater! Sorta.

And there you have it, folks. A tangled mess of words about new games and stuff for your Nintendo. Go get distracted!