![[PlayStation 5] Review: Crazy Cats vs. Crazy Cyborgs](https://www.pressstartreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/05/PlayStation-5-Review-Crazy-Cats-vs-Crazy-Cyborgs-360x180.jpeg "[PlayStation 5] Review: Crazy Cats vs. Crazy Cyborgs")
Sure thing! Here’s a reimagined version:
So, AMD’s got this new thing called the "Grado" EPYC 4005 server CPUs. It’s like, supposed to make your business run smoother and faster or something. They’re all about upping the bang for your buck, trying to give Intel’s 6th-Gen Xeon CPUs a run for their money. But let’s dive in, shall we?
AMD just tossed out this press release—because of course they have—about their EPYC™ 4005 Series processors. The vibe? These are meant for small and medium-sized businesses. Think of it like this: you’re at a picnic and someone brings this fantastic oversized blanket. Everyone’s comfy, no one’s cramped—yeah, that’s what AMD says they’re doing with these processors.
Now, picture this: a virtual environment or some cloud hosting thing running like a champion, thanks to these CPUs. Crazy fact? They use the AM5 socket just like the older 4004 Series, which means… uh, easy upgrades, I guess? And according to some nerdy tests—Phoronix something—the top model, EPYC 4565P, allegedly slaughters Intel’s best Xeon by almost double. Wild times.
Then there’s Derek Dicker, this guy from AMD. He was all, “Hey, with these new CPUs, your small business won’t have to break the bank or one’s brain with complexity. You get all the good stuff without the hassle.” Sounded convincing… maybe a bit much, though.
Apparently, big names like Lenovo, MSI, and others are hopping on this EPYC train. It’s like they’re all shouting, “Look, we’re future-proofing your business for the AI thing—come join the parade!”
Here’s a table they slapped on, kinda boasting about specs and prices.
| Model | Cores/Threads | L3 Cache (MB) | Default TDP (W) | Base Clock (GHz) | Max Boost (GHz) | Price (1KU, USD) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4565P | 16 / 32 | 64 | 170 | 4.3 | 5.7 | $589 |
| 4545P | 16 / 32 | 64 | 65 | 3.0 | 5.4 | $549 |
| 4465P | 12 / 24 | 64 | 65 | 3.4 | 5.4 | $399 |
| 4345P | 8 / 16 | 32 | 65 | 3.8 | 5.5 | $329 |
| 4245P | 6 / 12 | 32 | 65 | 3.9 | 5.4 | $239 |
| 4585PX | 16 / 32 | 128 | 170 | 4.3 | 5.7 | $699 |
Anyway—hang on—back to the story. Lenovo’s jumping on board, saying they’re gearing up businesses for the AI era with these CPUs. It feels like everyone’s gearing up for this supposed AI future. Cue the dramatic background music.
And, well, that’s the rundown. Maybe you care, maybe you don’t. But hey, at least now you know what’s cooking with AMD’s server CPUs. And if you’re like me, sometimes you just enjoy the ride, whether you’re in the market for enterprise tech or just curious. 😊
