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Okay, so here’s the deal. Ark: Survival Ascended has this dev team, right? Studio Wildcard. They’re throwing in the Helicoprion—like, imagine a shark with a buzzsaw mouth. Crazy, right? Anyway, this isn’t just out of nowhere. They’ve been pulling player mods into the game since it hit Early Access, and I think this one’s from a fan-favorite mod or something. Started back in Oct 2023, if you’re keeping track.
Now, I remember seeing something about a patch—v68.34 or maybe v987.12? Who knows. July 2025, I think? Sandstorms were killing my frame rates, man. Plus, those boss fights, like, should’ve dropped gunpowder, but nope. Bugs everywhere. June update kinda smoothed it out, though. Not perfect, but hey, game dev life, right?
Hold up, August 20—that’s when Helicoprion’s making its splash. How do I even describe it? “Buzzsaw killer,” they say. But chill, dude’s mostly unbothered. Likes Ammonites or something. You won’t get chopped up unless you poke it. Plus, Studio’s tinkering with its crazy jaw—maybe useful for craft nerds.
No mods needed for this beast. Free for all adventurers. I’m guessing you can tame it? Seems docile. Perfect for, like, scouting underwater realms. Breeding? No clue. But if you can tame it, breeding’s gotta be on the table, right?
And then there’s Ragnarok transfers—coming Aug 15. You can haul all your stuff, dinos, whatever, across maps. No strings attached. And those “Expire” servers? Only until September 1st, 2025, if memory serves. Search “Expire”—bam, you’re in.
Wildcard’s not holding back—something about a roadmap they shared in Jan 2025. There’s some wild free stuff set for next year, too. “Fantastic Tames,” they called it. I mean, 3 of them by 2026? Fingers crossed.
Honestly, adding the Helicoprion is a solid move. Keeps players hooked long enough for me to ramble on like this. Cool game, worth watching. Oh, and watch out for those sharks—seriously, they look gnarly in-game.
