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Alright, so get this. Monster Hunter Wilds, this crazy game that popped out earlier this year, is tossing in two new events. Like, out of nowhere, Capcom goes, “Hey, let’s keep things spicy.” They’ve been sneaking in these updates every so often—think new monsters, snazzy outfits, the whole shebang. It’s like when you find a couple of socks behind the couch you forgot were there.
Anyway, these guys are at it again with a couple of events happening from July 8 to 22. Sounds intense, right? First, there’s this 6-star Event Quest called, I kid you not, “An Inferno Laid Bare.” Pretty fiery, yeah? So, you gotta tackle this hulking Nu Udra in the Oilwell Basin, but here’s the kicker—you need to be HR 31 or higher. And if you nail it, you can craft some slick gear, including a shirtless armor piece. Because who doesn’t want to hunt monsters wearing as little as possible?
Then there’s the “Fleeting Bubbles” gig, a 5-star Challenge Quest. It’s like they want you to play underwater basketball with a Mizutsune in Wounded Hollow, needing HR 21 or higher. If you do well, bang—exclusive pendants. But only if you really hustled.
Now, Challenge Quests in Wilds are another beast. They strip you down to basic gear, turn off meal effects, and send you in without your trusty Palico. It’s you on your lonesome against the clock—to the winner, the prize gets mailed a week or two later. Isn’t waiting fun?
And then, there are these rotating Event Quests. It’s like Capcom’s little trick to make sure we don’t get bored and wander off. The game itself? A blast! But even with all those upgrades and crafting chaos, any game can start to feel like that never-ending homework you keep putting off.
That’s it, essentially. That’s what’s new with Monster Hunter Wilds. No idea why they called it “Wilds.” I always thought it was about taming the wilds, not reliving ’em repeatedly. Whatever floats Capcom’s boat, I guess.