Oblivion Remastered Mod Introduces Rock-Eating Feature

Alright, here goes nothing.

—

You know what’s bizarrely cool? In this weird way, there’s a mod for Oblivion Remastered that lets you munch on rocks. Seriously, the Hero of Kvatch can now literally eat stones. You’re the empire’s savior and also, apparently, into weird snacks. And hey, gemstones make a fancy dessert, right?

So, if you’re one of those folks losing your mind because, “Whoa, you could do this in Morrowind too!” — yep, you’re not alone. Bethesda’s games are a chaotic collection of quirks they probably should revisit. By the way, ever had someone give you directions on vacation only to realize they basically despise your existence? Morrowind vibes.

Our mod hero here, CephalonImp, came up with ‘Edible Gems.’ Pretty straightforward, right? Picture this: you’re cruising around Cyrodiil like a medieval explorer, but you’ve got a knack for eating anything shiny. These 14 random items transform into alchemy treats. Ever gnawed on a gold nugget? It’s kinda like tasting silence, stress, and a bit of shock with a splash of oomph. Maybe Sheogorath dialed Jamie Oliver to chat about this new ‘cuisine’?

Now, imagine a three-course barbarian meal: pearl appetizers, a crazy mix of madness and iron ore (don’t forget the sapphire!), and for the grand finale, raw bear pelt. Because why not — it’s nutritious in some bizarre universe.

CephalonImp remembered Morrowind’s lore-friendly flavors too. How could you eat rocks and not stay true to the game’s essence? And flawless gems? Poof, not a thing anymore. All are high-value now. Kinda neat — maybe you’re losing cash by not selling them, but you’ve got RPG choices, right? Too bad we haven’t got a mod for the stomach issues that could logically follow eating pointy stuff.

Oh, and remember to lick your plate clean of gravel. Also, dive into those juicy chats we’ve had with other Oblivion Remastered modders. They’re doing some pretty wild things out there.