GTA 6 Trailer 2 Released: When Can We Expect Trailer 3? Our Minds Are Hard at Work!

Don’t laugh. Or do, I guess. Who am I to dictate your emotional response to pixels? I’m just gonna ramble here and maybe uncover a treasure map to GTA 6 secrets while I’m at it.

Anyway, so there I am – scrutinizing that second trailer like some kind of night owl detective. It feels like I’ve been staring at this thing forever. Seriously, it’s like I’ve neglected everything else, even basic human needs. Not proud of it, but there you go.

And it’s all for what? A game that’s hiding until 2026 or something. Honestly, I haven’t been this desperate for something since I tried making sourdough last year. But hey, I’m armed with my metaphorical magnifying glass, channeling every famous PI ever written, hoping to unearth clues about that elusive third trailer.

Oh, and by the way, there’s this bit – the part where a raccoon casually makes an entrance from a dumpster. Had me scrambling to Google, because why not? Turns out they mate around early spring. Is Rockstar saying trailer number three is being “conceived” then? I don’t even know, but it’s either that or I have way too much time on my hands. Probably both.

Then you’ve got Jason Duval. Shirtless and glistening, he’s some kind of Greek god while I’m here trying to not get distracted. I did attempt to measure his chest hair – don’t ask why. It probably speaks volumes about my current state. But really, try concentrating with that scene on repeat.

Next, he’s robbing some joint, and wouldn’t you know it, a random phone number on the cash register. Spent longer than I should have on that too. I dial it, obviously nothing happens, because when you’re me, reality and delusion like to mingle. Do the math, do the math, I mutter (like adding up these digits will solve my problems), and come up with an August 2025 release date. Why not? Fingers crossed reality checks out on that one.

Stepping back, I see a freeway sign screaming at me, “exit three.” All I could think of was trailer three. Coincidence? Doubt it. Maybe Rockstar’s placing breadcrumbs just to see me run in circles.

And then, and here’s the kicker, Lucia Caminos struts on screen. ‘Hot Together’ by The Pointer Sisters starts to play. My mind? Off-road and into a rabbit hole of release dates and pop culture trivia. It’s like I can’t stop looking for codes where there aren’t any. Maybe I will end up discovering GTA 6: Spaceballs Edition – though let’s be real, that would be epic.

After all this, browser tabs piled up like unwashed dishes. I scan through screen grabs, ready to solve mysteries that don’t exist. Cal Hampton’s shown snooping, perhaps teasing me to do the same with my multi-beer fueled Google searches.

I could keep going, diving deeper into this whirlpool of speculation and chaos. Or maybe I’ll just sit here, dream of playing GTA 6 and wonder: what’s next?