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Hey, do you know that thing about Klaus Lee? The dude with so much going on, you almost wonder if it’s all real. Who was he again? Oh yeah, the guy who nearly put on a cop badge in Beverly Hills. Somehow ended up sniffing around for detective gigs in Hawaii. Didn’t pan out. At least not right away. So, he schlepped back to California. There, he did the whole daredevil stuntman gig. Like, can you imagine? Jumping through fire for a living, literally!
There’s this game coming out on Switch and PlayStation soon—June 25 to be exact. Klaus Lee – Thunderballs. Sounds intense, huh? Didn’t see that coming!
And man, Klaus… he’s something else. Totally almost got hired in NYC, like, had his foot in the door and everything. But then, distraction strikes or fate steps in or whatever. Some guy called Zeddemore snagged the gig. As a ghost buster. Genuine career pivot if you ask me. And, get this, Klaus taught Maverick—that Maverick—how to fly jets and dominate beach volleyball. Talk about multitasking!
Anyway, about the actual game: it’s got that retro vibe. Over a hundred levels, designed to be borderline sadistic. Sorry, not sorry. Oh, and you can build your own crazy levels. Kinda cool, if you’re into creating chaos. Plus, you can toss your nightmare creations out to players worldwide. Share the wildness, you know? Endless levels to discover, too. I have half a mind to dive in and get lost.
So yeah, June 25. Mark it, don’t mark it. But maybe check it out. Or not. Whatever floats your boat.
