Here’s a quirky take on the article with some human touch:
So, XR Games just kinda dropped this bomb today—BEATABLE, their rhythm whatchamacallit game, is out and about from early access on Quest. And wow, let me tell you, it’s got enough new stuff to keep you banging on your desk like you’ve got some weird rhythm fever, I swear.
Now, hang with me here… they had this wild idea to use a table as, like, a VR thingamajig you can actually smack. No controllers needed. Seriously, just some Quest 2 vibes and now you’re swatting at notes and mid-air symbols like you’re on some invisible funky junket. I’m not even making this up.
Oh, and aside from this grand debut moment, Beatable’s got itself a chunky update—first biggie since their April five-song tease. Ya know, kind of like an appetizer before the main course? Or something like that.
random mental image pause Imagine a cartoon character wailing on a table like it owes them money. Why did my brain just—never mind!
Anyway — where was I? Oh right, an update. We’re talking new gadgets like a song editor. Yep, you get to play DJ and maybe compete on tracks you’ve written while, what, waiting for your coffee to brew? Overachievers, I tell you. I haven’t even made my bed this week.
There’s a solid 24 tunes to jam with now. You got your 12 oldies and 12 fresh out the oven. And hey, if you’re curious, there’s a whole Spotify Playlist listing them. You’ll find stuff like an anime vibe track by Kudo Haruka and some intense beats from Mikee Goodman—that guy from SikTh, if you know your music trivia.
Back in April, when I played the test version—thank goodness precision wasn’t my job back then, ha—I remember shouting at my desk. It was fun, don’t ask why. But, precision was kinda meh. They’ve fixed it, though. Apparently, the system’s all sorted so you’ll nail every beat… or at least try to without pulling a muscle. And the visuals? Slicker now. Super slick.
You can snag Beatable for $10 over at the Horizon Store if you’ve got a Quest 2. Cheap thrills, right? I’d say treat yourself. Or don’t, I’m not your mom.