Man, I gotta talk about this new game coming out — Spray Paint Simulator. Found out it drops on Nintendo Switch soon. July 22, 2025. Mark your calendars or don’t, your call. I honestly don’t even know how I stumbled onto this, but here we are.
Spatterville. Yeah, that’s the place needing a serious facelift. They want you to be their Picasso or probably just want anyone. It’s branded as this “relaxing” painting simulator. You know, the kind that lets you start your own business — in virtual form at least. Not exactly the kind of business I dreamed of, but…
You get these wacky clients in Story Mode, throwing you gigs. From step one, you’re into it — prepping, picking colors, all the artsy magic you can muster. And ladders. There are ladders. Also scaffolding because, you know, high spots. They say you can upgrade your gear too. Vehicles and all. I dunno, sounds kind of cool.
Then there’s Free Spray Mode, which is unlocked somehow — don’t ask me how — where you can go nuts across the whole town. Got a buddy? Bring them in. Or don’t. Paint solo. It’s your show, man.
The publisher dropped some deets. Apparently, it’s all chill. No ticking clock, no mind-bending mechanics. Just you and a ton of colors. It’s like, you decide what “art” looks like. And if you’re diving into Story Mode, you get to know this wild little community while aiming to be the painting king or queen of Spatterville.
And the prep work? You get the full painter experience. It’s about fixing stuff, masking, and applying just the right shade. Meet those customer expectations, or don’t. Again, your choice. Tools galore — spray tools, batteries, vehicles, yadda yadda. If it aids the painting quest, it’s probably in there.
Oh, and I think I mentioned this? July 22, 2025, on the Nintendo eShop. Catch the trailer if you wanna see more. Or ignore it. Could change your digital life or, eh, maybe not.
That’s all I got. Seemed too interesting to pass by without a look.