Oh boy. That aurochs? Man, it kinda sucks. So, let’s chat about cave art. You know, that stuff in Montignac-Lascaux. Most of it’s Magdalenian—fancy word for stuff painted by modern humans between about 20,000 and 10,000 years ago. But like, did Neanderthals ever doodle on walls? Yeah, mostly in Spain from what we’ve found, and way before those Cro-Magnon folks strolled into Europe. They were more into handprints, dots, and some weird ladder thing instead of the realistic animal artwork. Anyway, their stuff’s older, so it might’ve just peaced out over time.
My takeaway? Their art was kinda… meh.
I’m just spewing this without a fact-check net here (except for spelling that Magdalenian thing and Montignac-Lascaux right) so, fact-checker people, ya know where to shove your job.
Imagine James, but not caveman-James with a big brow and a beret. Picture Hot Tub Time Machine, only, like, hilarious.
This week Jon’s buzzing—he scored a Switch 2 from the tech gods at bestbuy.com, LLC. He’s the guru today, diving deep into Mario Kart World. Everyone with a Switch 2 is totally glued to it. Those red shells? They just keep coming for you, pal. Poor Jon’s virtually obliterated by them in his living room. It’s oddly soothing, watching him get whupped.
Oh, and there’s news on a new Splatoon single-player. Go figure.
Somehow, we wander off onto other stuff. This show confuses me too.
We pause to keep our sanities, but—who am I kidding? We’re back at it. Guillaume passionately pushes us all to try F-Zero GX on the NSO Expansion Pack. Murderous as ever, that guy. Seriously, it suits his taste for digital mayhem. He’s also deep into Valfaris, blowing things up with big guns and bigger foes.
Greg checks out Splatoon 3’s Switch 2 patch. He’s all about that HDR and the buttery frame rate. They should call it “super-stable framerate.” Nintendo, take note—I’m giving you marketing gold here.
Again.
Lastly, yours truly, your artsy scribe, has been dabbling in Fantasy Life i: The Girl Who Steals Time on Switch 2. As someone used to dealing with all sorts of time thieves—kids, paper-pushers, you name it—it’s refreshing to face a pint-sized time bandit.
Hang on—ANYWAY. I’ve just cracked open the game, so my thoughts are mainly tutorial-based. Next week should be more interesting. Unless, well, you know…
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