Sure, here’s a rewritten version with those guidelines in mind:
So, guess what? NIS America’s gonna hit us with Disgaea 7 Complete on the Nintendo Switch later this year. Yeah, and there’s like, exclusive content or something. Thought you might wanna know.
Okay, imagine this—there’s this super-rich demon named Pirilika who’s absolutely bonkers for bushido (don’t ask me why that tickles me). She’s all set to dive into the Hinomoto Netherworlds, wanting to soak in the vibes and the food. But she gets there and – surprise, surprise – her beloved "sowba" and "you-don" noodles? Poof! Gone! Yep, replaced with pasta. Weird, right? Turns out Demmodore Opener (who comes up with these names?) is behind it. Our girl Pirilika isn’t having it, so she ropes in this dude Fuji. The mission? Save Hinomoto from losing its cultural awesomeness. Go, team!
Oh, and if you’re into that strategic RPG stuff, you’re gonna love this, it’s like the ultimate version with all the cool DLC and some fresh new bits tossed in.
Right, where was I—oh, the features. So, here’s the deal:
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Complete At Last: It’s like the full meal deal of Disgaea 7: Vows of the Virtueless, only on Nintendo Switch 2. All the old DLC, plus bonus goodies!
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Netherworld Nostalgia: Tag along with Fuji, Pirilika, and the gang through another crazy adventure. Ever miss the old Netherworlds? Well, they’re back! Complete this to unlock Asagi, the eternal-next-main-character. Why eternal? Because reasons.
- Unlimited Power: This one’s wild. You think you’ve seen “over-the-top”? Nah, man. Disgaea 7 cranks it up with uncapped stats (whatever that means), Infernal Weapons you can just pick up and use, and the Rakshasa Baal challenge. Not gonna lie, it sounds intense.
And yeah, there are some snazzy images of the game too. Not sure if they help, but they’re there. I guess that’s it unless I missed something… oh well.
